We're creepy and we're kooky,
Mysterious and ooky,
We're all together spooky,
The Bat Fac family!

Dearest creatures of the night,
we're throwing another delightful divertissement
to keep our minds off of (gestures widely) all that stuff...
We do hope you can join us this Halloween at our usual haunt,
the Rose Bowl in Urbana.

We have all manner of creepy fun lined up just for you;
peculiar performers, devilish DJs, and vampiric vendors.
And, of course, a cursed costume contest!

You can sway mournfully on our dance floor,
drown your sorrows at the bar,
drown your sorrows at the food truck,
festoon your face at our face painter
and then let our photographer immortalize your ghastly visage.

You'll definitely want to crawl out of your crypt for this gruesome gathering.
Save a little scratch by purchasing your tickets ahead of time,
lucky $13 pre-sale, $18 at the door.

As always, 18+ to enter, 21+ to imbibe. 
We open the mausoleum at 8:30 and close it again at 2am.